It was almost a normal day except there was about half a dozen people in sickbay.  As the doctor examined them, Neelix was pacing the floor.
    "Are they going to be OK?  Are they going to be OK?"  Neelix said inpaciently.
    "They're going to be alright Neelix.  It's just heart burn from what ever you served for lunch."
    "I guess I put to much spices in the 200 spices soup again..."
    Lt. Paris walked into to sickbay late as usual.  He stops and looks around, surprised that there are so many people in sickbay.
    "Why are there so many people here?  Is it because brainless Neelix poisoned the food again?  If that's the case, I'm glad I didn't eat lunch today..."
    "Mr. Paris, are you OK?" the Doctor asked.
    "Come to think about it, I've been doing and saying things that I don't want to say ever since we encountered that sub-space rift yesterday..."
    "Maybe I should run a few scans of you.  The rest of you, you can leave now, and Neelix, stop pacing the floor!"
    "I hope they're going to be OK... I hope they're going to be OK..." Neelix mumbled as he left sickbay.
    The doctor took out his tricoter and did a few quick scans of Lt. Paris.  As he was looking at the readings, the day had suddenly went from almost normal to out of the ordinary.  A five foot blue robot named Mecha appeared out of no where.  It started jumping up and down and yelled, "Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!"
    "Sickbay to security.  We have an intruder in sickbay..." The doctor yelled after hitting his comm badge.
    "Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!"  The robot yelled as it was jumping up and down.
    "Sickbay to security..."
    Then a two tailed orange fox like humanoid named RT appeared out of thin air and started yelling, "Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!"
    The doctor started to get inpatient and Lt. Paris was getting worried.
    "Please, don't let another thing pop out of thin air..." Paris wished out load.
    Unfortunately his wish didn't come true.  What looked like a cross between a hedgehog, a tiger, and looked vaguely humanoid named Spacemania appeared and started yelling, "Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!"
    "Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!"
    "Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!"
    "Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!"
    "This is driving me nuts!"  Lt. Paris yelled.
    "Blah!"
    "Fudge!"
    "Yada!"
    "Me to!!!"  The doctor agreed.
    Apparently the doctors calls to security were answered.  Commander Tuvok and a two other security officers entered.
    "Sorry I couldn't respond.  The com system was down.  What is the prob...  What is going on here?"  Tuvok said in his normal monotone voice.
    "Just get them out of here!!!!"  The doctor responded.
    "Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!"
    "Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!"
    "Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!"
    "Just please get then out of here!!!  They're giving me a headache!"  Lt. Paris complained.     By now Tuvok could see why both the Doctor and Lt. Paris wanted the three intruders that appeared to be removed.
    "If would follow us, we could escort you out of sickbay."  Tuvok said to the three intruders.
    "Ears!" Mecha said joyfully.
    "Yes those are ears."  Tuvok explained.
    "Cool!" Mecha said as it walked up to Tuvok and flicked his right ear.
    "Apparently, this robot is experiencing a serious malfunction.  Perhaps Lt. Torres would like the examine it."
    "I don't care what you do to them, just get them out of here!"  The doctor responded.  Tuvok lead the three intruders out of sickbay.  He took them to some quarters that were reserved for guests, mostly because they haven't done anything to warrant being put into the brig.  Once they were in the intruders where in the quarters, he contacted Captain Janeway by tapping his comm badge.
    "Captain, three intruders apparently appeared in sick bay and were driving the Doctor and Lt. Paris nuts by saying a bunch of nonsense words.  Right now I've put them in some guest quarters because other then drive the doctor and Lt. Paris nuts, they have not done anything to warrant being put into the brig."
"Check to see what they are doing, all the consoles on the bridge have grown arms, are strangling their users, and are flashing error 666."
    Tuvok went back to the guest quarters and went in.  Mecha was running around mooing like a cow and the other two were at a computer console trying to use it.
    "Error 666!!!  What the did you do!!?"  RT asked.
    "Nothing!!!  Comps don't like me!!  You saw my PC explode after I turned it on yesterday." Spacemania replied.
    "Can you please explain what you did?"  Tuvok asked.
    "I just hooked your computer up to the internet.  A couple of hackers might have broken in and downloaded a virus or two into it.  If you don't let us download a firewall, your computer will explode like mine."  Spacemania explained.
    "I find that illogical, computers don't explode."
    "I need a life.  Can I have yours?"  Space suddenly said.
    "No."  Tuvok responded.
    "I have no life!  I have no life!  I have no life!  Moo!  Moo!  Fudge!  Bweeeeeeeeee!"  Mecha yelled as she ran in circles.
    "This computer will self destruct in five minutes."  The computer said over the comm system."
    "If you don't let us download a firewall, your computer will be explode like mine!"  Space told Tuvok again.
    "No.  I don't think it will be wise to download alien software into our computer..." Tuvok replied.  "It could make the situation worse."
    "Cool!  Fireworks!  Me like fudge with fireworks!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!  Fudge!"  Mecha yelled
    "Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!  Blah!"  RT started yelling.
    "Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!  Yada!"  Space joined in.
    "Can you three stop that.  It is irking me."  Tuvok scolded them.  It was becoming clear to him why the doctor why he wanted them removed from sickbay.  All three stopped and looked at him for a second.
    "Fudge!"  Mecha yelled and the others resumed their chanting.
    Tuvok realizing there is no hope in keeping them quite taps his comm badge and said, "Tuvok to Lt. Torres, the intruders are causing the malfunction.  They seam to know how to fix it but they do not want to cooperate."
    "Actually, I believe that the anomaly that brought them here in the first place is causing the malfunction.  It is also causing mass insanity all over the ship...  I think if I can recreate the anomaly, the process will be reversed.  All I have to do is power up the navigational deflector which will cause a surge in warp particles, causing the technobable inducer to overload which will then cause the protons to emit graviton fluctuations..."
    "Leutanit, you are making no scence..."
    "I don't care!  I love technobable!  And don't worry!  I'm recreating the anomaly."
    Lt. Torres started pushing buttons on the console trying to recreate the anomaly.  It was harder then she thought but she eventually got it.
    "Tuvok to Lt. Torres, it has appeared to work.  The three intruders have disappeared."