Jokes

• How do rabbits travel?
  Highlight: By hare plane.
• What can you catch but not throw?
  Highlight: A cold
• What did one eye say to the other?
  Highlight: There is something between us that smells.
• What did the belt get arrested for?
  Highlight: For holding up the pants.
• What did the sock say to the foot?
  Highlight: You're putting me on.
• What does mother earth use to go fishing?
  Highlight: North and South poles.
• What do whales like to chew?
  Highlight: Blubber gum.
• What do you call a fairy who never takes a bath?
  Highlight: Stinkerbell
• What do you call a rabbit comedian?
  Highlight: A bunny guy.
• What do you call a story about a school epidemic?
  Highlight: A class-sick.
• What do you call someone who hunts corn?
  Highlight: A cornstalker.
• What do you call the big dipper in jail?
  Highlight: A con-stellation.
• What has four eyes but can not see?
  Highlight: Mississippi
• What instrument can be used to catch a fish?
  Highlight: A clari-net
• What is a cat's favorite color?
  Highlight: Purple
• What is a ghost's favorite cereal?
  Highlight: Scream of wheat
• What is a tree's favorite drink?
  Highlight: Root beer
• What kind of clothing does a house wear?
  Highlight: Address
• What kind of glasses do spies wear?
  Highlight: Spy-focals
• What kind of ties are too heavy to wear?
  Highlight: Railroad ties.
• What part of your body has the most rhythm?
  Highlight: Your ear-drums.
• What smells most in the kitchen?
  Highlight: Your nose
• What type of candy is never on time?
  Highlight: Chocolate
• When is a door not a door?
  Highlight: When it is ajar.
• Where do burgers go to dance?
  Highlight: A meat ball
• Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
  Highlight: A retail store
• Why are prisoners in jail the slowest talkers in the world?
  Highlight: They can spend 25 years on a single sentance.
• Why can't you keep a clock in jail?
  Highlight: Because time is always running out.
• Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
  Highlight: He didn't have the guts.
• Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
  Highlight: He had no body to go with.
• Why did the clock go to jail?
  Highlight: Because it struck twelve.
• Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
  Highlight: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
• Why did the Sheriff arrest the chicken?
  Highlight: It used fowl language.
• Why did the spider cross the computer?
  Highlight: To get to his web site.
• Why did the tree growl?
  Highlight: It lost its bark.
• Why was the picture sent to jail?
  Highlight: Because it was framed.