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Sign

Fortune

Aries

Be on the look out for ducks staring at you for they may give you bad luck.

Taurus

Be on the look out for ducks staring at you for they may give you bad luck.

Gemini

Beware of bicycle riding fish.

Cancer

Today, be sure to eat plenty of water.

Leo

What ever you do, do not tape anything to people named Matt.

Virgo

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is realy a train heading your way. Be sure to board it. If you don't you may find ducks staring at you for the rest of your life.

Libra

What ever you do, do not pick your nose for the next 24 hours.

Scorpio

Beware of bicycle riding fish.

Sagittarius

Today is not a good day to eat paper.

Capricorn

Beware of bicycle riding fish.

Aquarius

Be on the look out for ducks staring at you for they may give you bad luck.

Pisces

Today is not a good day to eat paper.