Dumb Eyewitness Reports

"An invisable car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished."

"A pedestrain hit me and went under my car."

"Comming home, I drove into the wrong house and colided with a tree I don't have."

"I collided with a stationary truck comming the other way."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"I thought my window was down, but I found out it was closed when I put my head through it."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was latter found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warnings of its intentions."

"The pedestrain had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him."

"The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting too swerve out of its way when it struck the front end."

"To avoid hitting the bumper on the car in front, I stuck the pedestrian."