Dumb Warning Labels
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At a ride at an amusement park: This ride may cause motion sickness.
In a manual for an Air Filter that's box says "Never needs filter replacements!": Replace the filter every 2-3 months.
In most error messages you get on a computer: Press 'any' key to continue.
On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a bathtub in a hotel in San Franscico: Warning: Do not leave faucet running. Tub may overflow.
On a bottle of lighter fluid: Danger: Flamable
On a box for a Red Barron frozen pizza: Cook before eating
On a cell phone: Don't try to dry your phone in a microwave oven.
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
On a front-load washing machine: DO NOT put any person in this washer
On a grill used for cooking: Warning: Grill will overheat and cause burns.
On a hot water heater: Hot water can cause burns.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On a lawn mower: Do not leave child unattended while mowing your lawn.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
On an uninstalled outlet: Warning may cause electric shock. Do not stick fingers into open wires.
On a package of dried, smoked fish: Warning: Contains fish.
On a saw: Do not put hand under moving saw.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a Super Lotto ticket: Do not iron
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a telephone directory: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle.
On a the wraper for a bar of soap: Ingredients: Soap
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.
On dedorant: Warnings: For external use only.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On some electronic devices: Do not operate underwater.
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom mind you): Do not turn upside down.
Warning on a personal watercraft: Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level.
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