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    Please disregard any typos you find on this page of my site.  They are most likely part of the actual sign. - omega13a

Announcement in the Zoo: Please don't scare the ostriches! cement floor!

At a Barcelona travel agency: Go Away

At a Budapest shop: Very smart! Almost pansy!

At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. (submited by Mriana)

At a Colon restaurant: Because of the impropriety of entertaining persons of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is requested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

At a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.

At a French swimming pool: Swimming is forbidden in the absence of the savior.

At a motorway garage: Please do not smoke near our petrol pumps. your life may not be worth much but our petrol is.

At a movie theater:
Erin Brockovich screwed my dog Skip

At an Israel butcher shop: I slaughter myself twice daily.

At an Optometrist's Office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. (submited by Mriana)

At a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking

At a Proctologist's door: To expedite your visit please back in. (submited by Mriana)

At a Propane Filling Station: Thank heaven for little grills. (submited by Mriana)

At a road closer:
Road Closed Due To Poop Driving Conditions

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. (submited by Mriana)

At a Tokyo barbershop: All customers promptly executed

At a Towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. (submited by Mriana)

At a Walmart: Great Gifts For Mom!  We Have Viagra

At a Zanzibar barbershop: Gentlemen's throats cut with nice sharp razors.

At a Zoo: Please do not molest the animals.

At the Electric Company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be. (submited by Mriana)

English sign in a German cafe: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating

Found above a Majorcan shope entrance: English well talking here speeching American.

Found in an Irish pub: Do not drop cigarette ends on the floor as they burn the hands and knees of customers as they leave.

Found on a menu of a Swish Restaurant: Our wines leave you with nothing to hope for.

In a Barcelona hospital: Visitors two to a bed and half an hour only.

In a field on the side of the road to this website's owner's grandmother's home: One Acre Comming Soon

In a Havana hotel: Guests are prohibited from walking around in the lobby in large groups in the nude.

In a health-food shop window: Closed due to illness

In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

In a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs

In a materinity ward: No children allowed.

In a Moscow hotel: If this is your first vist to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

In an office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board

In a Podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels. (submited by Mriana)

In a Restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up. (submited by Mriana)

In a Seville cathedral: It is forbidden to enter a woman even if a foreigner is dressed as a man.

In a store at Watson Lake, Yukon Territory, Canada:
Snappi Hookers - Rubber Hold Down Straps(submited by Tilas Trinity)

In a toilet in a London office block: Toilet out of order. please use floor below

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! (submited by Mriana)

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We'll wait. (submited by Mriana)

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.

Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons

Norfolk farm gate: Beware! i shoot every tenth trespasser and the ninth one has just left

Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges

Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish: Due to increasing problems with letter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order.

On a church door: This is the gate of heaven. enter ye all by this door. this door is kept locked because of the draft.

On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. (submited by Mriana)

On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push. (submited by Mriana)

On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. (submited by Mriana)

On a Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. (submited by Mriana)

On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels (submited by Mriana)

On a Taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. (submited by Mriana)

Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. everyone welcome

Outside a farm: Horse manure 50p per pre-packed bag 20p do-it-yourself

Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. (submited by Mriana)

Outside a photographer's studio: Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also

Outside a secondhand shop: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales: The town hall is closed until opening. it will remain closed after being opened. open tomorrow.

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. (submited by Mriana)

Sign warning of quicksand: Quicksand. any person passing this point will be drowned. by order of the district council.

Spotted in a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car

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