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Dumb Criminals

Listed below are some dumb criminal stories that I have collected (newer ones on top).  Some of these stories may or may not be true as that I don't have time to research them.   If you have any you like to share, please email them to me at .

Don't Leave The Crime Scene Without It

A man went to go rob a person's house and left not only his probation card at the crime scene but his ID card as well. They were able to catch the guy in no time.

Maybe He Thought There Was Costume Party Near By

A drug dealer went up to a police officer who was in uniform and had his badge on and tried to sell him some cocaine. The police officer obviously arrested the guy.

Caught Blue Faced

A man in Alaska thought painting his face blue would be the perfect disguise when robbing a store.  However, he wasn't able to get all the blue paint off of his face and that is how he was caught.

Instant Karma

A man trying to brake in to a liquor store decided to try and get in by braking the window by throwing a brick at it.  However, the window was made out of plexiglass and the brick just bounced off of it and hit the man instead, knocking him out cold.

Now That Was Smart

A man tried to steal a live lobster from a store by putting it in his pants.  How he was caught, you should be able to figure out on your own.

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