Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Give me ambiguity...or give me something else.
He who laughs thinks slowest
Horn broken. Watch for finger
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me be we met
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I love cats...they taste like chicken
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
i suuport publik edekashun.
It's always the darkest befor it gets pitch black
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Mental backup in progress - DO NOT DISTURB
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
No radio - already stolen.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Quantum Mechanics: The dream stuff is made of
Red meat is not bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is bad for you.
Rehab is for quitters.
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
So many lawyers, so few bullets
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of Religion
The are three kinds of people: those who can count...and those who can't.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexe
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull
When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.